Rising up, back on the couch
Rubbed my eye, took my chances
I went the distance
Now I rub it again
Just a dog, and a big ugly eye.

So many times, I looked at the dog.
And man, I wanted to kill it.
Don't lose your grip when see this dumb dog
You must fight just to keep your control.

(CHORUS)
It's the eye of the Jessie
It's the cream of our hate.
Rising up to bark at the guests here.
And the last known survivor of the worlds dumbest dogs
Must be killed and destroyed or what ...
eye.... of the Jessie

Face to face with this dumb dog
I dont know how not to kill it.
I'm so mad and I want it so dead
Its so dumb, it has no fucking eye.

(CHORUS)

Rising up, all the way up.
Up here I can rub it better.
I don't know what that damn dog is thinkin
But I know, that it has to be killed.

(CHORUS)

The eye of the Jessie ...
The eye of the Jessie ...
The eye of the Jessie ...
The eye of the Jessie ...
(Fade O